![]() ![]() ![]() Jack spends much of the movie confused, seemingly drunker than normal, informed by his crew that his luck has finally run out. Jack seems lost, like a drunken, aging uncle whose years of debauchery are finally starting to take their toll. He is no longer one step ahead, but two steps behind. The old sly grin is gone, replaced by helpless befuddlement. When Depp’s supernaturally smooth face enters the frame, we know what to expect an inferior spin-off of Captain Jack Sparrow.Īnd when we are reintroduced to Jack Sparrow in Dead Men Tell No Tales, something has changed. Now, Depp’s appearance in a campy blockbuster is longer met with hungry anticipation, but disappointment. The enigmatic outsider has been replaced by a man who appears, correctly or not, to have lost control over his life. But despite fun performances and creative character design, none have ever come close to recapturing the fun of the original.Īfter the domestic violence allegations, the oversized bottles of wine, the petty arguments between Depp and his management over his reckless spending, it’s become difficult to look at Johnny the same way. We’re now at Pirates number 5, and the franchise has faithfully followed the original formula since number 1 a sexy young couple search for a piratey MacGuffin with the help of Jack and his companions, while being chased by a supernatural antagonist. Pirates of the Caribbean movies churned out of Hollywood at an alarming pace, each iteration coming closer to replicating the experience of a theme-park ride. We didn't let Depp forget Sparrow, and in turn, Johnny wouldn't let us forget about his rockstar pirate. They shared his DNA but inherited little of his charm. Willy Wonka, Sweeney Todd, the Mad Hatter, Tonto and Mortdecai all felt like Sparrow’s illegitimate children. There’s only so many eccentric personalities inside one man, only so many times you can put on face paint and prance about for Tim Burton before it becomes stale. Edward Scissorhands was the first taste of Depp as a child-friendly lunatic, and Jack Sparrow defined the idea forever. Well, the years have passed and Johnny's quirky performances have started to blend into one another. A reckless rebel who didn’t give a toss what those stuffy old executives at Disney thought of his “gay” pirate. He gave the impression that he spent his spare time doing impossibly interesting things with other impossible cool people. Tattooed and bejeweled, Johnny was like an idealistic fantasy of an older brother effortlessly cool, intelligent and brooding. He was the man our girlfriends salivated over, and he looked like he couldn’t care less. Johnny was a very different breed of leading man, an eccentric outsider, the romantic outcast who made Brad Pitt and George Clooney look like soccer dads. ![]()
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